Mrs Me: I am going shopping for a new couch. Coming?
Translation. If you don't want me to buy something that is impossibly uncomfortable you had better come.
Me: We spent half of yesterday doing that. And we found three we liked.
Translation. Have you no pity?
Mrs Me: Well, I'll be leaving in 15 min.
Translation. Do you ever want to eat again?
Me: I'm coming.
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