Pervy Krishna

It seems when the Lord Krishna sees young girls bathing naked in a river with "a thin waist" his inner pervert comes out. "Upon hearing this appeal (to be not forced to stand naked before him one at a time) by the unmarried gopis, Krishna answered, "My dear girls, if you think that you are My eternal servitors and you are always ready to execute My order, then My request is that, with your smiling faces, you please come here alone, one after another, and take away your garments. If you do not come here, however, and if you lodge complaints to My father, I shall not care anyway, for I know My father is old and cannot take any action against Me."" http://www.harekrsna.de/stealing-cloth.htm