Aquatic Obama

President Obama was taking a quiet walk near a lake at Camp David when one of his secret service agents noticed a capsized boat with two children in the water. He told an agent to call an ambulance and his personal doctor and then proceeded to attempt a rescue himself. The remaining agents were stunned to see the president walk on the water, lift the children out and carry them safely to shore. Fox news covered the story with the headline Obama Can't Swim.