On the way to the hardware shop Mrs Me stopped me and complained about my raggy shirt. I pointed out that it was a self defence measure and she has convinced me that I am possibly the most attractive man around and as such I am liable to be pounced on by love starved women everywhere. The raggy shirt dulls the edge of my attractiveness and keeps the women away. It seems to have worked. I was unmolested and made it home safely.
Phew!
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