Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Speaking to Newton

If I could go back in time as an experiment, I'd go speak to Isaac Newton at his family farm while he hid from the plague. I'd take an iPad upon which I had magically downloaded the whole of Wiki. Then i would sow the seed.
"What if light was at once a particle and a wave and it had an absolute speed?"
What if all physical things were made of atoms that look something like this;
Here is a book on chemistry. Alchemy is a waste of your talent. Once I had him convinced I was from the future, I'd tell him religion is bullshit. Then I would nip back to now and see what was what.

Would I get my Back to the Future hover board then?

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